omg things

lizawithazed:

Cat with a laser pointer taped to its head

humankind has perfected the perpetual motion machine

juliajm15:

This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O

I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

takengo:

action!

takengo:

action!

harmoniaz:

preshiram:

this shiny pokemon thing is getting almost as bad as the acnl villager trade was a few months ago. we were literally slave trading these animals for money/better animals. incredible

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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

romansva:

" Unreal Estate " by Tim Doyle

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

nutastic:

I WAS LOOKING UP THE SUPER POWERS OF VAMPIRES IN MEDIA AND???

nutastic:

I WAS LOOKING UP THE SUPER POWERS OF VAMPIRES IN MEDIA AND???

youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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theblackstonebureau:

My hoard of treasure is overflowing so it’s time to pass some onto a handful of worthy adventurers!

  • You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but always welcome!)
  • Entries are valid until October 5th, 2014
  • Six winners will be chosen at random and the prizes are shown above! Ill be giving away a set of Gold, Silver, Copper & Platinum Coins! Ill also be throwing a set of Trade Bars and 3 of those groovy d20 tokens at some random adventurers!
  • Will ship internationally!
    *No shipping to Antarctica

If anyone is interested in picking up a set of these coins for your own be sure to check out Campaign Coins!

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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owlerart:

aer-dna:

korrapuffs:

someone please edit this part so hes a fast food server and hes handing u a tray of fries, ”your total is tHREEEEEEEE NINETY FIVE”. via nyenuma

did it and now im done

"sorry for the delay on your burger!"